Your next joke
will not wait.

Release notes — 1.3.0

• Auto Dap answers more than once now. The microphone changes hands properly, the cooldown is twelve seconds, and the room check no longer counts you as a crowd.
• It shows its work while armed: what it heard, how close the laugh came, and when it held fire.
• New Roster tab. Everyone on the books, the weekly box underneath. You is just you now.

Release notes — 1.2.0

• Benji Cole answers now. Business school, both hands, fully committed. Included with Free.
• Auto Dap has real ears: an on-device model that knew laughter before it met yours. Keys and doors read as zero.
• Sensitivity says which way it leans now. Right triggers easier; left wants proof.
• Sign in works from any install. Google walks you in, or dappmeup.com hands the phone back.
• The app updates itself from here on. This is the last cut you download by hand.
• The icon sits properly in its corners on every launcher.

Release notes — 1.1.0

• The roster is real: Andre Rollins, Dante Reeves, Nia Brooks, and Damon “Bricks” Banks answer with their own footage and their own voice. Nobody borrows a face.
• Patrice O'Neal holds the vault. Black Orchid. Never listed. Never priced.
• The real wordmark, the real icon, an honest full-width tab bar.
• Sign in with Google wears the official button.
• Sound in every preview. Receipts print the actual logo.
• Media tuned for phones — smaller install, instant playback.

1.0.0

• Everything: instant daps, weekly drops with the odds printed on the box, the dApp Store, the Exchange, Auto Dap laugh detection, receipts of dap, The Booth, royalty statements.